Cat Ears to Dinner


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People should wear cat ears to dinner. It just makes life more fun. Wouldn't you agree?

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Poetry is Us

I hate how people think poetry has to be depressing
And every time someone tells me that it’s weird that I write poetry,
That I’m too happy to write poetry, 
I have to explain to them that
Poetry is not sadness,
Is not that aching despair or longing that often creeps into the words

Poetry is us
Poetry is merely the funnel for our language
Our confusing mass of words
That try to funnel down the confusing thoughts in our mind
As we try to figure out the confusing things that we ourselves are feeling
Because most of the time, we aren’t exactly sure what we’re feeling
We can only guess what’s going on our heads
Use experience to guess why we smile or why we’re crying

So that is poetry
The use of inadequate words to describe things that we cannot describe ourselves
So basically
Poetry is us

Tagged: Poetry is uswritingpoetry

Okay, Thinking

Okay, thinking
Thinking about puppies, how cute they are, how I’m supposed to be innocent like them
But am really kinda not, like a Judas
Just the black sheep trying to fit in
In the group, but not really
But then maybe there was something more to Judas, more to that black sheep, more to the story
Something innately complex

Okay, thinking
Thinking about writing, and all the complex meanings
When writing can just be really simple, like me
Except I’m not really that simple.
Like a puzzle, with all the pieces connecting in specified little holes
Every one having a place to go, just piece number forty-two
But then maybe there’s something more to that puzzle
Something innately personal 

Okay, thinking
Thinking about tornadoes, how they spiral around in chaos
A complete mess of a wind and junk
How my life is a complete mess, too complex
A complex mass of words, too chaotic for my mind to handle
Kinda like a tree
Too amazingly complex for the mind to handle, yet simple
Beautifully simple 
Like me 

Tagged: Okay ThinkingOkayThinkingwritingpoetry

The Real Me

So this was a slam poem that I did with a friend, but I thought that I might as well post it. Breaks represent a switch in speakers.

I sit in the back of the classroom,
Blowing cold lifeless breath across the palm of my hand
Sending little wordless messages to people who should hear
That maybe something isn’t right
But no one hears
I plaster on that million watt smile that everyone sees
Because they expect to see it
Because they want to see it
Because they need to see it
To cling to that little speck of happy in the classroom
After all, I’m always happy, all the time
Nothing can ever get me down
Right?
Wrong

I see her sit in the back
A million watt smile blinding me
As she whispers messages to the air
Ones that no one will ever hear
But if I squint the eyes
Tilt the head just a little to the left
I can see through
Each and every little movement she makes
Like the push and the pull of the tide
An effort meant for those around her
To hide from those around her
Pull down your mask
Won’t you pull down your mask?
But she won’t

I see the girl looking at me
Piercing eyes squinted, head tilted
She’s actually looking at me
Not at the mask
But through it
Looking at me, the real me
Looking at the stranger
So unused to being seen, she flinches
The one who loves to send messages through the air
To see if anyone ever hears her
No one ever does

I continue to stare at a person foreign to the world
Barely visible to the world from her shadows
Who are you?
Who are you to me?
Why have I never seen you before?
Fingers outstretched
Reaching for the grasp of another’s
The one under the mask
The one hidden in the shade
The one who has been hiding this entire time
The one hammered down by propriety and expectations
The person hiding behind smiles where no one can see her

The one who is real

Tagged: The Real Mepoetryslam poemwriting

Soup

Steam clouds my glasses
As I stare at my cooling bowl of soup
Such a routine Thursday evening
Everything is normal
But then I look up
And realize that you aren’t there
Aren’t eating the cooling bowl of soup that sits
Across the table from me
You are not there

I finally take a bite
Oh, the soup is cold
And so am I 

Tagged: souppoetrywriting

Source: Soup

Under the Stars

When we were young, things were easy
You stole my ice cream cone and I got it back when Mom intervened
We laughed and spun and stared at the stars
We smiled and the sun consumed our hearts

Now you are the only thing consuming my heart
Things are not easy
Ice cream cones turned to kisses, ones that I could never get back
And the little pieces of my heart that flew with them
Tore away at my heart in a way that child fingers never could
And I was spinning and spinning and spinning
Beneath the stars, out of control
Waiting for you to come save me, to spin with me

But you never came
So I let my ice cream cone melt
Stopped spinning
And went home
 

Tagged: Under the starspoetrywriting

Wreckage

Two men exchange numbers on the side of the road,
Leaning over a broken machine
8 AM and it’s gone in a flash
Just snippets of a story lost to the air
The hood of car rests against the lone pole of a call box
But no one is in sight
Just half the tale,
Remaining forgotten on the side of the road
Because we are too busy to notice even half the story
As we drive by the wreckage 

Tagged: wreckagepoetrywriting

Monotonous

I am so sick of feeling like a loser
Feeling like life goes on day after day
After day after day
Stuck in this unbreakable monotony
Just stuck being who I am
Because who I am
Is not good enough 

Tagged: monotonouspoetrywriting

Failure Is An Option

am terrified of failure
Terrified to admit that I tried
That my attempt wasn’t good enough
That maybe
I’m 
Not good enough
For those around me or
Even worse,
For myself
For the increasingly high standards
That pressure down from each side
Waiting to strangle the very life out of each and every one of us
I am terrified that every attempt can and never will be
Good enough
That I will fail time and time again
That each attempt is as insignificant as the
Floor we walk on
As the broken soul that is lost in the sea of numbers, that is just one person in
          the growing seven billion in this world
As the soul that has to cut himself to feel, to feel that he is not a failure, that he
          does matter in this world of seven billion

I am terrified of failure
Terrified of the prospect of failing
That I was not good enough to succeed
I am too scared of failing to actually try
I am that soul which tries time and time again
And is reduced to a failure
That feels that each time that there is nothing
Left to try for
Because nothing she will do
Will ever be good enough
I am terrified to realize that
Maybe nothing I do will ever be
Good enough
That there is nothing I can do
That will ever change that
That I will always be a failure
Because I am not good enough

That maybe 
I as a person
Am
Not 
Good 
Enough

I am terrified of failure
That whatever I do,
No matter when or how or who I do it with,
Will never be adequate to the cruel eyes
That seem to watch my every move
That unconsciously judge me day in, day out
That there is nothing that you or I or anyone
Can do
That will be ever good enough
For them, for the seven billion people that live on this earth
For each and every soul on this earth
And for least of all,
Myself

So I will settle for second best
And allow my greatest failure to be
That I never tried in the first place

Tagged: Failure Is An Optionpoetrywriting

Mist (Part 2 of a 3 part series!)

Clarette

by ~schnazzleberry

– Oh, God! Someone call the police!

– Is he dead? Help! He’s bleeding everywhere!

– She’s blocking the door! You, break the window! We need to get out of here!

Whoops, maybe we should back up a little bit. 

The time is 10 o’clock in the morning. A blonde girl rolls over in her bed smacking the “RESET” button on her beeping alarm clock. How’s about we call her Clarette? Don’t you think that’s a nice name? Clarette stretches and yawns as she throws her legs over the edge of her bed. It’s time to go on her daily morning run. There are still 3 hours until she has to show up at the soccer field to practice cheering for the big tournament. Clarette considers her schedule for the day.

**I really feel like taking a shower. I think I’ll skip my run today.

She walks into the bathroom and closes the door behind her. The sound of rushing water fills the air. Let’s give her some privacy and take a glance around her bedroom to learn a bit more about her. Looks like Clarette is a charitable figure in her community. There’s an entire wall covered in framed certificates of service achievement from her school and letters from various non-profit organizations, soup kitchens, and elderly homes around the area. Downstairs is a trophy case proudly displaying all of Clarette’s cheerleading, volleyball, and swimming achievements since she was five years old. She seems like a very busy girl. Her parents are both out of town on business, leaving her to take care of her dog and her 10-year-old brother, Soren. 

Back upstairs, Clarette dries off and puts on her favorite jeans, an old t-shirt and one of those just-a-little-too-big-for-her sweatshirts. She walks over to her desk to attend to the low buzzing of her phone. She opens up the latest text from her best friend who, according to the message, is “soooo excited  4 the game 2day!!1!” She rolls her eyes at the horrid grammar and spelling and laughs inwardly as she responds “So am I! I think we’re going to win.”

**I’m hungry. I think I’ll go out to breakfast. There’s that new place on the way to school that I’ve been wanting to try out. What’s it called? Robert’s?

She goes to her desk and opens up her wallet only to find that there’s no money in it. She recalls that she spent the rest of her cash last night at the dry cleaners when she picked up her cheer uniform. 

**Oh well, I’ll just use some of that emergency money Dad left in his closet. 

She starts down the hallway and walks into her parents’ bedroom. Opening the closet door, Clarette reaches down and unlocks the small safe tucked away in the corner. In it, she finds an envelope full of cash. She grabs a couple of $20 bills and stuffs them in her pants pocket. While she puts the rest of the money back, she notices her father’s loaded 9mm. Cocking her head a bit to the side, Clarette cautiously picks up the weapon to get a better look at it.

– Huh. Cool.

Without thinking any further, she turns on the safety and slides the gun into her sweatshirt pocket. After closing and locking the safe, she heads downstairs. Grabbing her keys off of the kitchen counter, she shouts up the stairs to her brother.

– Soren! I’m heading out! I’ll be back in a little while. I’ll bring you something for breakfast.

She starts the car and pulls out of the driveway, listening to her favorite radio station the whole way. With every speed bump she drives over, her heavy pocket bounces off of her thigh.

Finally, Clarette arrives at her destination, parks and begins walking toward the restaurant’s front door. Humming a tune, she sees thin clouds of mist escape her lips. 

**Jeez, I didn’t realize how cold it was.

She puts her hands in her pockets to warm them and runs her fingers along the trigger of the concealed firearm. A young woman with dreadlocks in her hair holds the door open as she steps out to smoke a cigarette. Clarette smiles at her kindness and walks into Robert’s. 

– Good morning, miss! Table for one?

Clarette’s hand pulled the clunky contents out of her sweatshirt.

– Miss? Are you okay?

She clicks off the safety and raises her weapon up to the host’s forehead. Before he can protest, she pulls the trigger. 

**I really like the décor of this place. It’s nice.

Scanning the room, Clarette makes eye contact with a thirty-something year old man sitting by himself at a booth. She notices a stain on his jacket. The bang of a gunshot precedes her next thought.

**Did I remember to put in the laundry before I left? Shoot, I should do that.

BANG. Down goes a waiter.

**Ooo, what dish was he carrying? It looks good.

BANG. A couple celebrating their first (and last) anniversary is blown away.

**I wonder where she got her nails done. I should’ve asked her. 

One by one, people in the restaurant fall to the ground in crumpled heaps. Someone breaks a window, others pull out their cell phones. Their cries and pleas don’t seem to make their way through to Clarette. In fact, she does not move from the door even when she runs out of bullets. She simply keeps shooting until nothing comes out. She looks at the gun, drops it on the ground and walks outside.

**I’ll pick something up for Soren at IHOP or something. I don’t think he’d like anything from Robert’s.

Sirens sound and lights flash as Clarette walks to her car. As she drives away, she runs over a still-smoldering cigarette butt.

Sweat (Part 1 of a 3 part series!)

The crowd is roaring. The Polk High School Pirates have just scored another goal, tying the score. Among the players there shines one bright light. We’ll call him Dylan. Dylan has been the captain of the soccer team for just about two years now, and boy has he earned it. He’s been playing soccer for as long as he can remember. Some say he was born with a soccer ball in his hand. Others say he was trained by Beckham himself. You’ve even heard that he’s never missed a goal. Still, you know that he’s just a regular kid with a dead brother, two younger sisters, and a good amount of skill.

The air around the field is thick with intensity. Dylan’s friends are cheering from the stands, the cheerleaders are calling out their memorized motivation, the coach is shouting instructions from the sidelines. The sound of feet pounding the ground in rhythm with a pulse, heaving breaths bursting out of a sweat covered mouth, cleats kicking the thick soccer ball do not phase Dylan’s immense concentration. Let’s see what’s going through his mind now.

            **I think something’s wrong with my ear. It’s hurting pretty bad right now.

            Someone starts running up next to him.

            **I should probably get it checked out by a doctor.

            They try to steal the ball.

            **Maybe I just need to clean it out. Did I clean it out this morning after my shower?

            Dylan fakes them out and goes left.

            **That reminds me, I need to get some more shampoo. I’m almost out.

            Suddenly, the crowd gets almost silent as they watch their star player stop right in front of the goal. They stare with confused gazes as he sits down on top of the ball with impeccable balance, takes off his shoes and begins to chew on his feet. Puzzled murmurs make their way through the crowd. The cheerleaders one by one stop their acrobatics and turn around to watch the spectacle on the field. The coach looks like he’s about to pop a blood vessel he’s yelling so loud.

            – What is he doing?

            – Dylan! Get up! We’ve got a game to win!

            – Is he sick or something? Should we call for help?

            – Maybe all the pressure finally got to him.

            Everyone’s trying to figure out what the hell is going on with this kid. Coach calls a time out and charges out to the field to try and deal with him. Everyone is so worked up that they don’t even notice the two girls standing at the top of the bleachers.

            Meanwhile, in a restaurant a couple blocks away from the school, another student is having some troubles of her own.